Desiree Dionysus

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Via musings

(Source: oldqueersoul)


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A little out of the norm for me, but this is beautiful…so stfu & reblog!



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Yup. I want it like that.



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:D

missgingerlee:

communistsextips:

Never fuck a capitalist. They refuse condoms because they don’t like protection for the workers.

I’m ugly laughing at this. I know I shouldn’t be…but I read it and couldn’t help myself.

Via Electric Asherah: Whorrific
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Mudslides on a Monday! Zoom

Mudslides on a Monday!


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Some days I wonder why I leave the house…

Movie Theatre Tickets: $14.25

Popcorn & Sodas: $15.75

Being hit up for cash by an obvious crackhead, claiming to need money to see his sick grandkid: PRICELESS.


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Come Fan Me…

…at this rate, I’ll be nude any minute.

It’s hotter than motherfucking Mercury out here!

I’m on my way to dinner & a movie…pampered princess-style!


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Thank you, Nalgene. ;-P~



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The "Pro" Busy @ Work
  • Lord Genericus: Hello Desire.
  • Lord Genericus: Are you porn star?
  • Desiree Dionysus: I'm a lot of things.
  • Lord Genericus: wanna perform a set?
  • Lord Genericus: check out my works on my flickr.
  • Desiree Dionysus: I'll work for you for L$2500 per 10 minutes, darling.
  • Lord Genericus: LOLOL
  • Desiree Dionysus: Entertaining?
  • Lord Genericus: rofl no just lol nvm. take care dear.
  • Desiree Dionysus: Last I checked, I wasn't a comedienne...but after looking at your Flickr I can clearly see that you are a joke.
  • Lord Genericus: sorry for your time just can't stop loling
  • Lord Genericus: LOLOL charging for pics.
  • Lord Genericus: that was funny.
  • Lord Genericus: no i am not a joke sorry :)
  • Lord Genericus: well i have to work dear.
  • Lord Genericus: muted to avoid your silly drama
  • Desiree Dionysus: No...I charge for my time. You take photos so you can bust a nut with pretty avies. Keep calling yourself an artist...you and I both know that you just want to get off.
  • Desiree Dionysus: Good day to you sir.
  • Lord Genericus: mm you caling me a joke. i don't call you a prost cuz your work and mine is good. :P muted again dear. you must work out your mannrs, and i love drama people like you LOLOL charging hahaha damn i will get beeer ok muted again.
  • Desiree Dionysus: Muted again? Are you unmuting me on the offchance that I might still type? Drama? Awww...is the poor lil baby butthurt because someone called him out on his game? Stick to the little girls with no self-esteem as they are a perfect match for that woefully overcompensating cartoon cock you wield.

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All in a day's weirdos...
  • кαуℓєє™: It's basically ohai, can I see you naked for free and put my 20 inch badly made prim cock in your ass?
  • кαуℓєє™: I'm a pro, it's ok it's ok!

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Desi’s the shhhhhh.



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Don’t you wish your girlfriend were hot like me? Well…she’s not…but I won’t tell if you hit me up when she’s not looking. ;-p~



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Lounging around. <3



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I’ve Decided…

That someone is going to give me $49 so I can upgrade my Tumblr template…actually both of my Tumblr templates. I’m setting up 2 chip-ins. Get to work, ladies & gents!!!

Click here to chip in for my main Tumblr.

Click here to chip in for my Princess Perversion Tumblr.


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Desi does glam (better than your girlfriend).



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